This guy writes the blog stuff white people like which is also published as a book. Pretty funny stuff he found out about white people. This is the first on a long list:

White people all need Starbucks, Second Cup or Coffee Bean. They are also fond of saying “you do NOT want to see me before I get my morning coffee.” White guys will also call it anything but coffee: “rocket fuel,” “java,” “joe,” “black gold,” and so forth.